Mr. Padfoot's Astonishment• Quote
“Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.”… Read MorePeople Always Look At You• Quote
People always look when you three are together. And apart. People always look at you. Read MorePeople and their Pets• Quote
“Ah, well, people can be a bit stupid abou’ their pets,” said Hagrid wisely. Behind him, Buckbeak spat a few ferret bones onto Hagrid’s pillow. Read MorePercy Wouldn't Recognize A Joke• Quote
“Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.”… Read MorePercy's Singing• Quote
“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing… maybe you’ve got to attack him while he’s in the shower, Harry.”… Read MoreA Pink Bathrobe and a Frown• Quote
A lamp flickered on. It was Hermione Granger, wearing a pink bathrobe and a frown. Read MoreDo Not Pity The Dead• Quote
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.”… Read MorePoking a sleeping dragon• Quote
Deliberately causing mayhem in Snape’s class was about as safe as poking a sleeping dragon in the eye. Read MorePotter audience• Quote
“It’s literature, it is about what we are like, about deeper things than just telling stories. It’s just that it’s aimed at an audience who don’t drink a lot of chardonnay.”… Read MorePotter snark vs. Snape• Quote
“There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.”… Read MoreI prefer not to put all of my secrets in one basket ...• Quote
“I prefer not to put all of my secrets in one basket, particularly not a basket that spends so much time dangling on the arm of Lord Voldemort.”… Read MorePretending I'm not there• Quote
“I’ll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I’m not there.”… Read MoreMr. Prongs Says Professor Snape Is An Ugly Git• Quote
“Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.”… Read MoreProud? Are You Crazy?• Quote
“Proud?” said Harry. “Are you crazy? All those times I could’ve died, and I didn’t manage it? They’ll be furious….”… Read MorePure Jo• Quote
“[The Fantastic Beasts film] is just pure Jo, from the first page to the last page.” — Director David Yates at the premier for Tarzan, 1 July 2016… Read More
Mr. Padfoot's Astonishment
• Quote
“Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.”… Read More
People Always Look At You
• Quote
People always look when you three are together. And apart. People always look at you. Read More
People and their Pets
• Quote
“Ah, well, people can be a bit stupid abou’ their pets,” said Hagrid wisely. Behind him, Buckbeak spat a few ferret bones onto Hagrid’s pillow. Read More
Percy Wouldn't Recognize A Joke
• Quote
“Percy wouldn’t recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby’s tea cozy.”… Read More
Percy's Singing
• Quote
“I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing… maybe you’ve got to attack him while he’s in the shower, Harry.”… Read More
Do Not Pity The Dead
• Quote
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.”… Read More
Potter audience
• Quote
“It’s literature, it is about what we are like, about deeper things than just telling stories. It’s just that it’s aimed at an audience who don’t drink a lot of chardonnay.”… Read More
Potter snark vs. Snape
• Quote
“There’s no need to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.”… Read More
Mr. Prongs Says Professor Snape Is An Ugly Git
• Quote
“Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.”… Read More
Proud? Are You Crazy?
• Quote
“Proud?” said Harry. “Are you crazy? All those times I could’ve died, and I didn’t manage it? They’ll be furious….”… Read More
Pure Jo
• Quote
“[The Fantastic Beasts film] is just pure Jo, from the first page to the last page.” — Director David Yates at the premier for Tarzan, 1 July 2016… Read More