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Umbridge-itis

After the Weasley twins’ spectacular departure, droves of Umbridge’s Defense Against the Dark Arts students turned out to have been Skiving Snackbox customers, and would use them as soon as she appeared in class, claiming to be suffering from ‘Umbridge-itis’ regardless of the specific symptoms they’d developed (OP30).

Umbridge at first tried to give students detention when they grew ill in her class, but so many had bought the Skiving Snackboxes that she "was forced to give up and allow the bleeding, swooning, sweating and vomiting students to leave her classes in droves" (OP30).

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