Headlines (Front Page)
GOBLIN RIOTS ERUPT IN CHIPPING CLODBURY
Making sure the purchaser of your old wand is human (page 11)
Why can’t goblins be more like elves? (page 32)
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Problem Page
Sports
Quidditch League Table & Match Information
The Ballycastle Bats continue to lead the league with 800 points and the Falmouth Falcons are now at the bottom of the table with 350 points. Upcoming matches and locations are announced.
MUGGLEMANIC MADDOCK MUST QUIT MAGPIES SAYS MCLEOD
SEEKERS JINXED AS PRIDE OF PORTREE FALL TO THE ARROWS
Calendar and Dates
Although the date printed on DP3 is 1 June 1999, the timeframe for these events is 1992-1993.
Memorable lines
"I thought we were getting along fine until I heard the first explosion", Royden Poke (Ministry spokeswizard about a goblin riot in Chipping Clodbury)
"Would the Ministry of Magic turn a blind eye if I kidnapped my brother's children and turned them into blood-sucking ferrets?", Buckley Cooper (from a letter to the Problem Page entitled "How much revenge is safe?")
"All right, maybe you do have to be a bit deranged to play golf...", Randolph Pauncefoot (fan of the Montrose Magpies after Chaser Alasdair Maddock was fired after being caught with a set of Muggle "peculiar metal sticks")
Characters Introduced
- Brodrig the Boss-Eyed
- Angus Campbell
- Buckley Cooper
- Howland Coopey
- Gregory Cotton
- Elveira Elkins
- Mrs. G. F.
- Zamira Gulch
- Hodrod the Horny-Handed
- Grizel Hurtz
- Dougal McBride
- Lilith Molesby
- Valmai Morgan
- Winkus Oddpick
- Randolph Pauncefoot
- Josiah Plunkett
- Royden Poke
- Ragnok the Pigeon-Toed
- Barnaby Snell
- Helbert Spleen
- Sidney Todd
- Dempster Wiggleswade
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Commentary
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Writing by J K Rowling on Pottermore: The Daily Prophet
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The Ministry threat to confiscate spectator's wands during a Quidditch match is difficult to enforce, as evidenced by the events of the Quidditch World Cup final in 1974 (Pm).